dick nose

A condition in which someone's nose, usually but not limited to a female, has increased its size due to in large part of being slapped in the face with a numerous amount of penis.

Todd: "Man, what happened to Christina's nose?"

Fred: "My dick is what happened."

dick nose

by Mr. Wright July 22, 2007

diesel dick

When a trucker has been on the road for many days needing release of his male functions. Similar to blue balls, he needs to cum!

Damn baby I've been on the road for 13 days, I really have a case of diesel dick!

by wanda November 27, 2004

dicking around

mocking around; a term used when someone's doing something unproductive

stop dicking around.

by liz October 30, 2003

corny dick

When your dick feels like corn

I had a corny dick for my girlfriend when she stripped

by Coat Man May 26, 2008

dick sock

Another term for a vagina.

I'm a little chilly, can I wrap my cock up with your dick sock.

by AsianGM October 20, 2006

Moby dick

A penis with a strong fishy odor from intercourse with a female who doesn't keep her vagina clean.
The people involved with the intercourse in question are the only ones who don't notice the stink.
Most anybody else within five yards or so will smell it and be physically sick.
Short of amputation, the only way it can be cured is to soak and scrub the area with a strong pine disinfectant.

Chuck: Did you fuck that skanky bitch?
Willy: Sure did, and it was good.
Chuck: Eeugh! Moby dick, man!
Willy: Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit.

by knottawanker February 21, 2010

baby dick

When a Guy (Josh cantos) has a small penis

WOW, Josh has a such a small baby dick

by Theman187 December 2, 2004