Dirty Trucker

v. To masturbate to other motorists while driving.

Woman #1: What was that driver staring at?
Woman #2: I think he was pulling a dirty trucker.
Woman #1: What's that?
Woman #2: It's when you masturbate while driving.

by stronghands April 12, 2008

Dirty Button

Shooting a load in a girls mouth then getting her to make out with your roommate

Bring a girl home from the bar take her downstairs shoot a load in her mouth then tell her to go make out with your roommate and the result will be a dirty button

by The Dirty Button March 20, 2009

Dirty Connoli

When you take a can of whipped cream, insert the nozzle end into the rectum, injecting the rectum with whipped cream and then having the participating subject fart it out into the mouth of another.

" I bought a can of whipped cream last night so that these two girls could give each other a dirty connoli!!"

by Lameone August 14, 2008

DIRTY LIFEGUARD

To 69 - guy on top with his balls in the girl's mouth - and with one movement, the guy sits up and shit-streaks the girls' nose resembling a lifeguard with sunscreen on his nose.

"No, I'm not kidding, Becky! He pulled his coin-purse out of my mouth and just when I thought he was gonna nut down my throat, he gave me a fucking Dirty Lifeguard! And he's just laughing at me yelling "SHART! SHART!"

by 9078675309 October 15, 2008

Dirty Juliet

A Dirty Juliet is a phrase used to describe the act of borrowing something, and bringing it back bloody wrecked, chewed and smelling of shit.

Do you know what this pen smells funny and you’ve nibbled the ends, you’ve done a Dirty Juliet yet again, so why don’t you just keep the thing Janice.

by Gatesy Floyd June 9, 2019

Dirty keely

During the act of sex, whilst in doggy style. You spit in her ear and call her mindy, see how long you can hold on for. Extra points if you shoot your load before she kills you.

"I cant believe you pulled off a dirty keely!"

by Spunkymonkey96872 August 20, 2019

Dirty Vanya

One slapping his own ass during sex

Omg, sex with SIMON is illustrious. He keeps pulling a DIRTY VANYA and it is HOTT!

by Polish mum August 20, 2019