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Wiener winner

When a girl impresses a guy so much she wins his wiener
Girl:*does insert something impressive*
Boy: oh wow!!!! you just won my wiener! *unzips pants*
Girl 2: *to girl 1*’damn you’re a wiener winner?
by I like penguinssss March 29, 2024
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wiener lock

A condition in which a man's ejaculation is blocked from releasing for some reason, similar to a vapor lock in an automobile.
aww man I was all ready to bust that nut when I got that damn wiener lock!!
by ducks114 September 16, 2014
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wiener tweener

1. a titty fuck
2. when a man places his erect penis between a woman's breasts in order to ejaculate on her breasts, throat, chin, etc.
Mary gave Scotty a wiener tweener last night.
Hey Greg, did you get laid last night? Naw man, but Eve did give me a wiener tweener.
Hi Sally. What that all over your throat and face? It's Bill's spooge. I just gave him a wiener tweener.
by King lakufta December 23, 2021
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Wiener

something that you get aids from
guy 1: bro do you like wiener

guy 2: no I can get aids from that
guy 1: oh
by tonychestnut February 26, 2023
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ditch-wiener

Synonym for low brow, of low quality, disgusting, or not worth consuming.
Your ditch-wiener son’s not going to date my daughter.

Would you like some hot dogs? Nobody wants that ditch-wiener meat.

(when offered cheap alcohol) That vodka’s ditch-wiener.

Let’s go find a date at Neely.

You’re only going find ditch-wiener girls at that ditch-wiener dorm.
by 08-Patches January 14, 2024
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Warming Wieners

(verb) Feeding someone in specific at a potluck.

Originated in Ireland, rumors circulate that Conor Mcgregor's ancestors loved warming wieners.
Y'know, Sarah is really got at Warming Wieners. She did an excellent job warming my wiener at the last potluck!
by Molcancoolguy64 November 29, 2024
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wiener alert

grace paul’s deceased dog. Me and grace would jump on her trampoline and yell, “WIENER ALERT” when he would chase us around. he would also run into things because he was very blind.
ryley(me) : GRACE LOOK

grace : LOOK WIENER ALERT!!!!!
by ryley<3 December 3, 2021
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