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Ur mom

Ur mom is what I did last night and I did her pretty hard. She was kinda tight and she got the party started."ooooooo aaahhhh ooooooo ahhhhhh mmmmmmm"
Person 1:what are you doing tonight?
Person 2:hopefully ur mom!!!!
Random guy around that u dont know: oooooooooooh!!!!!
by Thebosssssssislittt March 24, 2017
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A goddess that will absorb any males soul and make them cum in .2 seconds
Imagine if ur mom gave me the slurp durp 4000
by Hejahqj August 17, 2020
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Carter: Hi man, what did you do today?
Man: I made a list.

Carter: Whats on the list?
Man: Ur Mom
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by Deffonitons February 3, 2022
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Like actually shut the fuck up ur 10 go play with legos or something ur mom isn't funny
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"Hey what are you going to do today?" Then you respond with "ur mom!"
by MrCoolMan1414 May 5, 2023
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by Extrictant2 August 1, 2019
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by MikaLikeTheSushi December 27, 2021
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