tweet candy

A twitter profile dedicated to luring people into following them by the use of hot profile pictures and provocative tweets.

These are usually computer generated accounts used for spamming people on twitter.

Dude 1: "Hmm she's hot, I'll follow her."

Dude 2: "Man you're such a sucker for tweet candy."

by Boozkachu October 4, 2009

Tweet Fail

When someone writes a tweet about someone else. The person writing the tweet doesn't know that the other person is following them.

Jill: I can't believe I kissed Bob last night, he's such a creepy asshole.

Bob: @Jill Did you forget that I was following you? Bitch.

Follower of both people: @Jill Haha! Tweet fail!

by SillyHobo69 July 13, 2010

tweetfault

Your icon picture that is used on twitter.

I took my tweetfault with my best friend. Now we have matching tweetfaults.

by iEpicUsername August 25, 2011

tweeter

A small hand.

What tiny tweeters President Trump has!

by ThatPunnyPeep321 June 9, 2017

Horizontal Tweet

Using Twitter in bed instead of sleeping. Usually this term is referenced after tweeting that you are in fact going to bed.

@unmarketing: And when I said "going to sleep" I meant I'm going to tweet horizontally.

This is a horizontal tweet.

by richandcreamy May 13, 2009

anti woofer tweeter

An electronics project consisting of an oscillator and a high RMS wattage tweeter. When run it generates an high-powered ultrasonic sound that annoys dogs and causes them to stop barking (woofing).

My neighbor's dog was keeping me awake at night so I fired up my anti woofer tweeter so I could sleep.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

Sub-tweet

Tweeting one thing when you mean another. A double entendre in 140 characters or less, usually an inside joke between friends on Twitter.

Also known as a Subaru

"I'm taking a dump, from the 8th Floor" a sub-tweet directed at @AlyKhanSatchu, who greets his followers from his 8th Floor office every weekday morning

by Mwirigi December 28, 2011