Taking an SC turn 

When a conversation takes a nasty or dark turn.

"I like babies, they're cute."
"They're even cuter when I'm eating their guts..."
"...well this conversation is taking an SC turn."

Taking an SC turn by Pandoricai March 19, 2013

Roundin' the Turn 

A previously optimistic term generally applied to a disease course change toward improvement, now bastardised and misconstrued into a political mis-information directive in an attempt to obfuscate the reality of massive disease surge.

You still wearin' a mask? Dude, we're Roundin' the Turn.
I think I'll keep it until we can see for sure if that turn isn't actually a big, fat politically self serving LIE.

Roundin' the Turn by YAWA October 29, 2020

Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?

Sticky Keys lets you use the SHIFT, CTRL, ALT, or Windows Logon keys by pressing one key at a time. The keyboard shortcut to turn on Sticky Keys is to press the SHIFT key 5 times.

Disable this keyboard shortcut in Ease of Access keyboard settings

bored human: lemme type the "Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?" keyboard prompt.
another human: fcuk

Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys? by fuckshit7j7 April 9, 2022

your turn/my turn 

This is the act of giving your partner oral sex for awhile, and then your partner giving you oral sex for awhile, as opposed to 69ing.

This can be done as foreplay, or can be done until one partner is sexually satisfied, and then the other is sexually satisfied.

Some women enjoy this more than they enjoy 69ing, as they can better concentrate on their own pleasure, or for other reasons. Most men don't mind either way, as they just want to get pleasured orally.

Bob: What did you end up doing last night?

John: I got drunk and played your turn/my turn with yo mama.

Bob: Shut up!

your turn/my turn by t_doffing July 18, 2009

"50 Turn Mario Party" Syndrome 

The tendency to get sick of an extended game or movie marathon faster than you would if you were actually doing something for its regular duration.

Most often seen when someone suggests you play a 50 turn game of Mario Party, or all the tracks in a racing game, or watch all the extended versions of the LOTR.

"I'm already sick of this LOTR marathon"

"Dude, we haven't even gotten halfway through Fellowship yet. You're definitely suffering from "50 Turn Mario Party" syndrome."

"50 Turn Mario Party" Syndrome by Anteaterking December 29, 2011

Well well well how the turn tables 

The best quote from the office

Well well well how the turn tables you have activated my trap card

Well well well how the turn tables by CornHub.Com/HardcoreCorn November 16, 2020

I'm better than U-turn

The act of committing an illegal U-turn whilst not giving a fuck.

Motorist No.1: Damn, I need to turn around. No U-turns, huh? Fuck it, I'll just pull an I'm better than U-turn.

Motorist No.2: Wow, what an asshole.

I'm better than U-turn by Gagump May 17, 2009