Flappy Turd

To play Flappy Bird whilst doing number two's on the toilet.

'I'm going for a Flappy Turd!'

by Chilly Beef February 13, 2014

Turd-Loader

Noun. Adjective. A meal, which precipitates a hefty shit, not long after it has been eaten. Examples include; A traditional British Sunday roast, A 'Big Mac' Meal and cooked breakfast/staff dinner at The Grand Hotel on the Torquay seafront.

Porter- "I say Mr Restaurant Manager, this morning's breakfast is quite the turd-loader."

Mr Restaurant Manager- "Aye, I think it's time for a Tommy Titt. Och aye the noo."

by Crap Master Young December 7, 2011

fart turd

A fart coming directly off a turd.

Kayleb is a fart turd.

by Erscpu September 15, 2016

Mouldy Turd

Someone who has never seen the TV show The Wire.

Person 1: Im so fucking drunk.

Person 2: Whatever you say McNulty.

Person 1: Who the fuck is McNulty?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy turd.

by Actual Ltd. January 20, 2023

turd tubing

To exchange poop between two assholes by means of gaping and possibly tubes

Dude, I heard they were turd tubing last bight. Gross

by elevated stardards jerk off March 18, 2010

angel turds

Loose packing material in the form of Styrofoam extrusions resembling peanuts, used to prevent breakage of delicate objects during shipping. Depending on the weather they can take an electrostatic charge and cling to your clothing when you handle them. angel shit

I got this Christmas gift in the mail that was packed in angel turds.

by lorgue March 7, 2010

Turd Cooker

Any Primate That Deficates Log Of Shit That Wete Cooked/Prepared Inside The Primates Stomach/Intestines.

Look at those hot chicks eating over at that corner table. They are going to cook up some nice turds with that pepperoni pizza. That's why we call them Turd Cookers.

by Jasper LaPrizrak April 24, 2022