Tube and slot

Sex, refers to the joining of male (tube) and female (slot) genitalia.

Want to play a little tube and slot?

by Tubedude December 17, 2017

Noob tube

A grenade launcher or rocket launcher noobs use in cod. Also is a item in the best game ever created called roblox which shoots noobs at people

Noob:I has a grenade launcher
Pro guy:you fucking noob you suck stop using noob tubes and learn to aim and quickscope you fucking faggot cunt
Noob: :(

by Lazylittlebastard May 30, 2019

Tube Proof

Noun - Video evidence to prove a point or fact, generally hosted on the Youtube website.

Two girls did WHAT with one cup?! Sorry bro, but I'm going to need some Tube Proof before I believe that one.

by DasCoconut December 16, 2010

Blood tube

A part of your anus,known as the rectum

I wanna stick my fingers in yo blood tube tonight

by Hugh.G Rection April 15, 2019

Gogurt tubing

The act of removing the remaining semen from one's urethra post masterbation; by squeezing upward from the base of the penis

Gogurt tubing is an excellent way to prevent a split stream during urination.

by [e-mail] June 28, 2016

tube egg

A possibly mythical pre-cooked and packaged cylindrical boiled egg. Allegedly available in supermarkets in Asia specifically Japan although never actually spotted in the wild during multiple trips.

Highly sought-after and coveted by my workmate Kevin. The man will never give up hope of finding some.

Can also be used as slang for wanking (see example).

"I'll just have to make my own tube eggs" - Kevin at work

by Freggio April 20, 2018

tweaker tube

Tube or piece of hose typically attached to glass pipes or bongs to assist in meth smoking. Or a pyrex glass tube that cigars are sold in that are usually blown with a torch into meth pipe.

Hey bro mind if I put my tweaker tube on your pipe so we don't share the same mouth piece and I get a better hit of this shit? Or hey can you stop at the minimart I need to buy a tweaker tube to blow a pipe.

by Luvlyladyluck January 13, 2023