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Trump Trompe L'oeil

Donald Trump's Hair Style; Trompe l'oiel in French pronounced TRUMP-LOY, means trick of the eye. The Trump Trompe L'oiel refers the hair style of Entrepreneur Donald Trump, as his hairstyle itself is a "trick of the eye". It is in fact the most famous comb-over in the history of comb-overs. There have been many entrepreneurs who made a lot of money only to die and be forgotten. In a hundred years after the death of Donald Trump, he will not be remembered for his entrepreneurial achievements; rather he will be remembered for his hair.
Could you please style my hair in the fashion of the Trump Trompe L'oeil? Its a very hot look right now....
by Nico Salazar April 13, 2009
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troob

God that guy is a complete troob
by Billy Cotton October 16, 2005
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trook

to get crunk !

derived from the popular hollertronix (look it up, diplo rocks) from : holler - tronix to troller - honix to hooked on tronix to trooked on honix!
If we gonna get trook we better honix it out of the apartment!
by MARIA CUNHA January 6, 2007
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Storm Trooper Syndrome

n. (STS) A form of mental illness in which the afflicted finds storm troopers to be cool. Symptoms include dressing up like a storm trooper often (not just Halloween), branding one's clothing with the Star Wars Imperial logo, joining storm trooper fan clubs, and blowing all of one's money on Star Wars conventions. Subjects often think that their immature fantasies of being a storm trooper actually make them cool.

There are 4 stages of Storm Trooper Syndrome severity.
Stage 1: Commonly known as being "storm-curious". Lasts from 1 day to 4 weeks.
Stage 2: Early Onset STS. Lasts 1 month to 1 year.
Stage 3: College STS. (18-23 yrs old) Often thought to be beyond help at this stage.
Stage 4: Terminal STS. A progression of Stage 3 STS. Patient has either graduated/dropped out of college, now has a drug dependency and realizes they wasted their college years pretending to be a storm trooper. Often seen sleeping in cardboard boxes.

STS is a real condition. If you notice a loved one displaying any of these symptoms get them help immediately.
Did you see that guy at the bar last night dressed up as a storm trooper? At first I thought I forgot my Halloween costume, then I realized it was June and that he was suffering from Storm Trooper Syndrome.

Hey do you remember that tall guy from the party? Yeah the one with College Storm Trooper Syndrome. Apparently he wears that storm trooper coat he made everywhere he goes.

That homeless guy in the gutter over there, poor guy suffers from Stage 4 Storm Trooper Syndrome. Apparently he wasted his time in college, was banking on being the star of "Storm Troopers the Musical" play was never even written. Now he just tells stories about the Battle of Alderaan, and his escape from the Death Star.
by sting130 July 22, 2011
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Troopster

The name given to somebody whose life was once consumed entirely by chode research and pizza consumption.
You are such a troopster, do something else with your spare time!
by Chodesta January 5, 2009
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trooper mathew

A specific name for one who may possibly have been dropped as a child or born with a deformed frontal cortex, this is a name that you could give to someone for being an absolute imbecile
Stop acting like a Trooper Mathew
by Vespp June 6, 2023
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chicken troops

Trucker-speak via CB-radio for DOT officers (Department Of Transportation) at Weigh Station ("scale").
1st driver: Hey westbound, what did you see behind you?
2nd driver: Watch out! "Scale" is open and "chicken troops" are waiting for you!
by Victor Ahnovsky December 18, 2007
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