left handed fork

If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.

You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.

by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019

get forked

University of Washington common term equivalent to “get fucked”

That dude get forked!

by anonymous February 25, 2021

Piss Fork

When you pee, but there’s still cum in your urethra, so the piss splits into 6 streams

“Jimmy, why are your pants wet?”
“My dick did a piss fork.”

by d0gl0g November 23, 2019

fork kink

the act of shoving a fork inside someone’s anus

yo bru i just shoved a fork up my friends ass and it was amazing she def has a fork kink

by bigbluenuts March 21, 2022

Fork in my side

An inconvenience, a trifle, (See also, 'Pain in the butt' and 'pebble in my shoe')

"Car trouble is such a fork in my side, i need to get to work"

"My nagging wife is just a fork in my side"

by jamescameronthebravestpioneer May 16, 2015

Poopy Fork

When you stick three fingers up a girls butt and your fingers get very poopy

That girl just gave me the poopy fork

by Mcfoebapcap October 23, 2019

Fork Monkey

The semi derogatory term referring to Haybots in the game Scrap Mechanic. Coined by the late Thick44. Not racist at all.

die fork monkey! you're nobody!

by coolpotatoe724 February 21, 2025