Claw Dangor

A universal term to mean anything the user wants or intends. Also used as an effective confusion tactic meant to send the recipient into a downward spiral of wtfuckery. Claw dangor can be used when the user doesn't know what to say in any situation along with any emotion felt, as well.

"Noah is such a claw dangor."
"Liam is my little claw dangor."
Person 1: "Oh yeah?! Is that what you think?! Claw dangor."
Person 2: "What."

by JustinR507 June 17, 2016

hoe claws

The name that Santa Claus' wife earned after she got a stiletto manicure.

elf 1: bro why do you think Santa always yellin "ho ho ho" on Christmas

elf 2: my nigga don't you know every Christmas he giving hoe claws the d in the sleigh, and every time he finna nut he yells "hoe hoe hoe"

by Raibae October 15, 2017

Lobster Claw.

A woman's vagina when she has syphilis. Smells like fish and red in color.

I was going to perform oral sex on my girlfriend but i noticed she had lobster claw.

by Shagga1 August 23, 2018

valley claw

The Valley Claw is a gesture that resembles a wave but with a bit of a flick in the wrist... once you see it, you know. This gesture is done to wave hello, let someone into traffic, etc. It can be witnessed all across the friendly Ottawa Valley.

Driver 1 sees Driver 2 pull out of the Tim's drive thru, waiting to merge into traffic. Driver 1 makes eye contact and tosses the Valley Claw to alert Driver 2 to go ahead into traffic ahead of Driver 1.

by whitewater2000 November 3, 2017

biffy claw

someone with a strange or deformed hand

"peter frampton has a biffy claw"

by loomer September 7, 2007

Mud Claw

When you finger a girl's sphincter and get shit all over it.

My finger went in the wrong hole, and Suzie gave me a Mud Claw.

by Nikkiiuh January 17, 2024

Claws for Hands!

1) A term to designate a special something that somebody has, especially in a romantic context. When it is used possessively, it indicates a wonderful, but nonspecific, quality. Usually capitalized.

2) As an interjection to end a conversation about the ideal type of person you would be interested in. Similar to invoking hitler to end an argument.

1) I want to find a guy who's smart, funny, and has CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!

2) "I want somebody who has..."
"CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!"

by Sassy Smike July 28, 2008