simplified version of Titty Monkey, or Flying Titty Monkey, the creaters spawned from the rack of the hot Queen on Tin Man.
by Monk Titman January 2, 2008

The thinnest tits you will ever see. From the side profile all you see is what looks like a slice of sandwich ham with a blister on it
Somebody put the wrong type of air in those titties. I'm afraid they are troposphere tits. Fetch the foot pump
by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021

by Family Jew April 28, 2017

-Dude I just gave that bitch a tit hug
-How were her tits?
-Could not feel nothing because of her bra.
-How were her tits?
-Could not feel nothing because of her bra.
by jizzandjizz February 25, 2015

When you are in a frustrating or boring circumstance, but there is a lady there with a nice bosom, so the situation is a little bit better. Kind of like when there is Comic Relief to lighten up the mood, its Tits Relief
"Man I hate being in this waiting room"
"Ya but at least we got some tits relief from that braud with the V-neck"
"Ya but at least we got some tits relief from that braud with the V-neck"
by touchdown49ers November 29, 2011

Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, and David Hasselhoff would never have achieved the level of fame they have without the demonic influence of their tit rugs.
by The Crisco Kid December 13, 2008

by notwikkler February 23, 2017
