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tire by ALEx nando January 14, 2010
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Hog Tied
To be stuck with, with no immediate means of escape, an extremely fat, obese female that you picked up at the bar, the night before, in a drunken state, that took home and banged all night. In addition to being hung over, ashamed and feeling dirty, you are tied to her wants and needs until you can mount a successful escape. Usually accomplished when she takes a shower or shit.
Just prior to last call, Carl made his move on the fat chick that was sitting at the bar all night. Carl was too drunk to note her obesity and he really just wanted to get his weenie wet. After getting her to go home with him, they had hot, sweaty, fat flabbing, drunken sex. Carl got up to head out the door after they were done but she wrapped her legs around his waist and said she wanted to cuddle. Carl realized suddenly he was Hog Tied and was going to be stuck there until breakfast.
Hog Tied by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2015
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The Rising Tied
an awesome hip-hop album by Fort Minor, the moniker of Mike Shinoda. instead of rapping about cash, hoes and getting crunk, he raps about decent topics and has very well written lyrics. the definition of the album title, "the rising tied" is that they are a rising group of tied people. the album features collaborations with underground rap group, Styles Of Beyond, and singers such as John Legend and Holly Brook.
mike shinoda wrote every song, played every instrument (except the violins, cellos and turntable scratching), and produced and mixed the rising tied.
The Rising Tied by Alpha Badrem April 8, 2006
Tire hugger
1. like a gold-digger, but for cars; most commonly women who sleep with or date men because they drive a nice car
2. a girl who gets turned on by nice cars
2. a girl who gets turned on by nice cars
guy: yeah, I drive a corvette
girl: really?! can I see it?? we could go for a ride ::wink wink::
later.....
guys' friend: man, that girl we met was *such* a tire hugger
girl: really?! can I see it?? we could go for a ride ::wink wink::
later.....
guys' friend: man, that girl we met was *such* a tire hugger
Tire hugger by Mab Kelly April 16, 2009
Tied up and gagged
To have one's body all tied up with rope or cord to prevent one from being able to escape, and to have a gag tied around their mouth to prevent them from yelling out to for someone to rescue them.
Mrs. Wu came to his rescue and freed him, as he had been left tied up and gagged by the jewel thieves.
Tied up and gagged by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018
Light the Tire
to send a signal for help.
Alternative definition- to give up.
This is a term created in recognition of the fact that often people are trapped in the woods and they die because no one ever finds them. Like idiots they simply sit in their car. Rather they should take a tire off their car and light it on fire (using gas from the tank and the car lighter). The plume of black smoke would be seen for 50 miles.
Alternative definition- to give up.
This is a term created in recognition of the fact that often people are trapped in the woods and they die because no one ever finds them. Like idiots they simply sit in their car. Rather they should take a tire off their car and light it on fire (using gas from the tank and the car lighter). The plume of black smoke would be seen for 50 miles.
Light the Tire by Dr Ock February 12, 2008