Shit ticket

When someone is comfortable enough to shit at your house.

"Dude I don't know when I gave you a shit ticket, but you're always blowing up my bathroom"

by smilingbananas May 29, 2016

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bus ticket

When a girl has a threesome with 2 homeless men she found at a bus stop.

"Did you hear about the bus ticket Lyndi had in downtown Memphis?"

by Sclaire85 June 27, 2014

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Yellow Ticket

ID card or papers for sex workers. Often combined with STD testing results. Originated in Russia in the 1800s, and referred to in Crime and Punishment.

The strip club made her get a yellow ticket update from the Health Department.

by anonymous March 7, 2022

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Shittin Tickets

Phrase that will soon replace “toilet paper”

“Hey man, you got any spare shittin tickets?”
“Yeah I’ll throw em over”

by I’m Retartoad March 8, 2019

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Ticket to Ride

Monopoly with railroads

Bob: You wanna play Ticket to Ride?

Tom: Isn't that just Monopoly with railroads?

by Ballsack Guy February 6, 2020

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free ticket booth

To receive a surprise, bonus, or other thing that wasn't expected but viewed as pleasantly positive or good. Derived from promotional events for free ride tickets at carnival ticket booths.

Discovering the restaurant served chili over rice instead of noodles, Sarah excitedly screamed "FREE TICKET BOOTH!"

by SMSgt P January 4, 2019

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