humping the shark

Humping the shark means having sex with a shark.

Not a recommended activity.
When Gus came out of the water he was all chewed up.

"What have you been doing?" asked Mungo.

"Humping the shark," said Gus, tucking his badly mauled willy back into his trunks.
by scodder June 02, 2010
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Clout Shark

Someone who is obsessed with gaining clout.
"Look at dylan taking pictures of his bud, what a Clout Shark
by Harvester7X October 20, 2018
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Uni-Shark

a Shark that has a rainbow color for its body color, and a unicorn horn that shoots out rainbows on its head, and has wings so it can fly around.
"you know that KA_TheLegend flies the legendary Uni-Shark"
by KA_TheLegend February 25, 2017
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killa shark

We from the CITY OF SHARKS
by mixed_ma February 26, 2005
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Shark Attack

A Sexual prank where you pool the front of a woman's strapless dress or shirt down, exposing her breasts in the process in front of people. Also known as getting "Sharked".
"Wow, that was an amazing Shark Attack, right as she was accepting the award Alex Sharked her."
by Riley F. August 14, 2008
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shark in the buns

A parlor trick played on one of your unsuspecting friends (or strangers.) When someone is bending over to pick up something, you put your hands together flat to make a shark fin. Then you shove it in their asscrack and yell 'SHARK IN THE BUNS!'

Hilarity ensues. Bonds are made and broken.
'Hey, I dropped my pen can you pick it up for me?... SHARK IN THE BUNS!!'
by The Big LeChowski October 25, 2006
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loan shark

Someone who offers incredibly high-interest loans to people that will never be able to pay them back. Loan sharks are among the most hated people on earth.
Loan sharks make a living off screwing people for life.
by Mike July 17, 2004
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