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luke

Luke has the biggest dick ever. But he is also the biggest douche ever. He's the jock that everyone likes until he starts hitting on all the girls which turns him into a fuckboy that no one likes.
Oh my god he's such a luke
by Twittertweetcleats March 10, 2017
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Luke

Luke is a nonce who likes cats a bit too much, and ownes a cat body pillow. He is also known as the wii lord, his wife is his nintendo wii who luke has sex with.
by Saxome April 15, 2020
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Luke

Luke is a really cute boy who normally plays some sports. He is popular and very funny, you could always count on a luke. Most girls like him but he has eyes set for someone: Mia she is a basic popular girl who is gorgeous and multiple guys like her too.
Oh, luke? He's dating Mia.
Yeah luke is cute
by annoymous539812 November 13, 2019
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Luke

a dude that goes to faith christian school that acts constantly drunk and is a player.
adjective "don't be such a Luke"
by Bob jeff duder January 23, 2019
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Luke

Luke Luke is a guy who starts sweet but turns sour like a prune. He realises that he’s not going to get what he wants from you *cough cough* sex *cough cough* and because of that starts spreading stupid rumours. Then when you are in a relationship you’re so uncomfortable that you can’t breathe knowing the only thing to get away from him so you break up with him and because of that he starts making up even more rumours and makes fun of you like nothing that you and him went through was real
“Have you met Luke”

“No but I’ve heard of him”
by Sassymcsasser123 January 21, 2018
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Luke

A fat idiot who no one likes. He's a dickhead and 'narcisstic prick' seems to describe him very well. He has an inability to spell and loves Alabama - self explanatory really. He has a odd adoration for salmon pink-shirts and screaming across a room. He is well-known for his all-round creepiness and calling children 'honey' and 'darling'. In summary, he's a disgusting waste of space and not one you should like to get to know.
'Oh that Luke over there is a waste of air. I think he's a pedophile.'
by Headofenglish December 30, 2019
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Luke

Luke-

So many words to describe them. Sweet, kind, caring, and lovable. They will always have your back. They are awesome to be around. They will make you laugh until your stomach hurts. Cherish your time with them. Luke’s are very sexy and extremely nice to look at. They have lots of friends and are super friendly. Though, if you get into a set back with him, be prepared for your worst nightmare. Luke’s love to have a good time. They are extremely care free. They love everyone around them and know how to get you to smile. All in all, lukes are very sexy and have an upmost excellent personality. You’d be lucky to meet one.
Woah! That’s Luke! He’s so cute.

Fran, you’re so lucky to have Luke.
by italy2102 May 21, 2018
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