crap of deck

: A discriptive phrase accentuating the fact or portraying the feeling when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anus.

"i got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 8, 2003

crap rammer

a homosexual who basically rams other peoples crap.

drew loves to cram henry up the craper with his tiny crap rammer.

well now that crap rammers gone we can take our shields from our asses.


is that crap rammer still here jesus we should put a bell on that dirty little homo.

by job less January 13, 2009

crap bug

lowest of the low; bottom-feeders; unimaginative people; people going nowhere without ideas

I wish these crap bugs would get a life.

by georgeharrison December 17, 2007

crap penis

when you anal fuck a girl and when you aggressively rip out your penis and have a load of shit on your penis

holy crap man when i crap penis'ed her I had to wash my dick for hours to get the shit off

by WILD WolfIII July 20, 2016

crap high

a mild, not very satisfying high gotten from less than potent drugs like methadone.

"He could have gotten anything he wanted--ecstasy, oxy, anything. He wouldn't have wasted his time on methadone. Methadone is a crap high."

by richard fox June 2, 2007

Crapping Horseshoes

When one just has everything go right for them, much to the degree of irritation. Can be applied to any situation, such video games, meeting the opposite sex, field of work or education, technology issues, and life in general.

Also referred to as "that's fucking bullshit".

Check his boxers, he's definitely crapping horseshoes.

by OhSnapMan October 21, 2010

crap on a crabtree

1. an expression used when something doesn't go your way
2. can be used in place of "oh crap!"
3. an expression of amazement or utter astonishment

(All examples must be read with a strong Northern American/Canadian accent)
1. Friend: "Hey man, your package didn't come in the mail today." Me: "Well crap on a crabtree!"
2. "Oh crap on a crabtree I forgot to pay the gas bill!"
3. Friend: "Hey man I finally finished that project I was working on." Me: "Well crap on a crappy ole crabtree in crappy ole Minnesota! I can't believe it!"

(For this last one you can use the name of any northern US state/Canadian province known for having a strong accent in place of "Minnesota" such as, but not limited to: Michigan, Wisconsin, Ontario etc...)

by Rudypoohzen July 12, 2013