Coffee Creamer

The female version of "morning wood". When a female wakes up horny as anything and realizes she must let it out.

Friend 1: "My night was so lonely."
Friend 2: "My morning was even worse, I made a coffee creamer."
Friend 1: "No way..."
Friend 2: "Yes, be sure to check the coffee creamer in the fridge before you put it into your coffee... it might be a secret blend of mine."

by Lor Becky August 7, 2012

Wankers Coffee

This is a place where people take pictures of people who walk into the store and jerk off. There is a guy there who is gay and does Jerk off to men. They jizz into the cups and whip up the shit so it looks like whipped cream.

One time this chick shoved the coffee up her crotch and is now pregnant with one of them. They're pretty sure it's the gay one.

Man: "Have you tried Wankers Coffee?"
Woman : "Yea I got pregnant from one of them"

by Thick minds and gentle dicks July 28, 2020

cowboy coffee

4 oz fresh coffee
4 oz Tennessee whiskey

Garrett: "How 'bouta cuppa cowboy coffee!?"

Will: "Daaaaaang."

by Double Dang March 1, 2010

ice coffee

Coffee brewed hot then cooled down and put in a cup with ice. Optionally, tons of cream and sugar are added.

This Dunkin Donuts ice coffee is sex in a cup

by StoneTear October 22, 2004

Coffee homo

Someone who likes hipster coffee

Trude, you are such a coffee homo, you drink that hipster coffee

by PhilthyM June 11, 2018

friends coffee

Black coffee (Arabic coffee) that is so weak because lack of coffee added, and that you can see your friend through the glass if you lift it in front of him.

frequently used in israel.

dude what is this friends coffee you made? it's so weak! add more coffee next time.

by Boten March 12, 2011

coffee stuffed

When someone intentionally knocks hot coffee into your face.

Once he found out his girlfriend was sleeping around, he coffee stuffed that skank.

by RickRollMonster January 23, 2009