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ant and alex

When two men stick flame sticks up each other ass and sniff many of the lengths of each other’s dicks
“Boy I see that man do the ant and Alex last night I nearly puked”
by Dirty baz February 17, 2022
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Ante Pante

Ante Pante is someone who likes to take long walks. This person will also like to flop around on the ground like a fish.
BE WARE!
OH NO a Ante Pante is nearby!
by AgnesoBanana November 18, 2018
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Ant

Pretending to know something but actually having no clue about it. Often used to describe someone who gives confident opinions or answers on a subject they know very little about, usually to impress others or avoid looking ignorant.
"Man, Sarah was totally ant at the trivia night. She was so sure about her answer on quantum physics that everyone burst out laughing when she got it wrong."

"During the Zoom call, Mike was ant-ing it up by talking about cryptocurrency like he was a millionaire investor, but we all knew he just read a Wikipedia page the night before."

"Tom was ant-ing so hard during the debate that he forgot his own argument halfway through."

"Hey, did you see Jake trying to explain the rules of chess? He was totally ant, didn't even know how a knight moves!"

"During the TikTok session, she was ant-ing about the latest dance moves, but she couldn't even do the basic steps."

"Wow, he was ant-ing about his 'expert' opinions on ancient history, but he mixed up Julius Caesar with Augustus in the same sentence."
by anting all day December 13, 2024
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Ants in your milk

Sharlene sneezes multiple times in a row her man must be cheating. Ants in your milk
by You_suckass January 18, 2024
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Ant

Noun; kankles. A man with a drunken sloth-like appearance. Is a horrible person. Smells of PBR and river water. Spawned from a peice-of-shit devil worshipping mother. Is a failiure. Is one of the worst people you will ever meet. Try not smell this person or look into their soul-less eyes. Probably has a baby mom that gets ridden hard and put away wet by an entire city. Will die of cancer.
"Look at that dumpster diving bum, looks like an Ant."

"Is ant smoking cigarette filters out of the public ashtrays again?"
by Fetuseaterbabykiller December 26, 2016
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P(l)ants

The definition for plants who got that extra swagger. They may be a drip(py)leaf, or a fungi. The scientific term for these is {plantaeus drippius}.
I grow lots of p(l)ants.
by P(l)anter December 12, 2022
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Zooted ant strat

Zooted ant strat refers to a strategy in super auto pets where one spends their points on a single ant to make it an omnipotent being that crushes all.
Dang Tyler how’d you lose with the zooted ant strat.? Couldn’t have been me!
by ColaSwizzy June 17, 2022
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