Snow Mullet

(Noun) A car with only front and side windows cleared off snow, leaving the roof & rear window looking like a Snow Mullet.

I was already running late for work, so I just gave my car a snow mullet haircut.

by Polymo January 31, 2016

Snow Cannal

To poop inside of your significant other's anus, and then have them poop it out into your mouth.

Dave: Hey, Brock, why didn't you reply last night?
Brock: Awe, man, Molly and I were Snow Cannaling all night!

by Snowy579 January 27, 2014

Snow Tire

V. - When a man ejaculates in his hand and then smears said ejaculate in a circular motion around partner’s butthole

Dude! I snow tired your mom last night

by Anita Blowski March 6, 2022

Snow Gay

When two bros who are snowed in resort to acts of homosexuality as a means to pass the time.

Dirk didn't normally want to fondle men, but if snowed in for long enough he'd be Snow Gay for any of them.

by Dirk Woodly February 15, 2019

Snow Kiting

A sport which involves flying up a mountain strapped to a giant fucking parachute and allowing the laws of physics to have sex with your face.

Guy 1: You want to go snow kiting?
Guy 2: Na man i'd rather shave with a grater.

by falconduvent December 8, 2009

Snow on the Log

When you take a shit and jerk off onto the turd.

Gotta go take a crap real quick. Might even snow on the log.

by NiggerButt May 16, 2014

snow day

(noun) any day when school is cancelled unexpectedly, but not necessarily because of snow.
other causes include but are not limited to:
ice (bad roads), low temperature (buses can't start), winds, power outages, no heat, lice epidemic (school closes for cleaning), sickness (so many students are out sick that it's not worth keeping the school open).

I got a snow day!
But it's 60 degrees outside.
Yeah, but the wind knocked the power out at school.

by ellibelle May 21, 2011