sea shoe

to cum in someone's shoe when they are in the shower and watch them step into their shoe and see if they notice

hahah!

why are you laughing?

You just stepped into a sea shoe!!

by hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 20, 2010

Sea Donkey

What a woman might look in a mans desperate state of mind to get some tail!

Man Did you see that Sea donkey Alan took home last night?

by Big Daddy P December 28, 2005

Sea Cucumber

A man with a thick and (LONG) cock. Also may smell like fish due to non-hygenic person.

Frank has a sea cucumber, its nice, but FUCK it smells!

by Frances#101 April 5, 2006

sea bass

a sea bass is a term used for a hot girl... most commonly the chilean seasbass, a very nice tasty expensive fish

That girl is hot, definitely a sea bass.

by Tim Teebow October 2, 2006

adrift at sea

starting to take a shit in a public toilet when it's empty, but then someone else enters the toilets and you have to hold until they leave before you continue your business.

the term comes from the same fear and loneliness felt by both those genuinely lost at sea and those holding a shit in a public restroom

Steve-"bro you were in that toilet for ages! what was the deal with that!?"
Dan-"Ah man, i ended up adrift at sea, the fear i felt was unbearable!"
Steve- " i'm so sorry that happened to you"

by PaJoFo September 12, 2013

Sea Mouse

These are the unfortunately unloved white or red-backed mice found swimming around our coastlines. They have been sourced back to the sewerage system, where girls have taken the cruel action of flushing them down the toilet after attempting to suffocate/kill them using an ancient vaginal squeezing technique.

"Wow, look at that sea mouse - the poor thing is all swollen up."
"I was out swimming with the guys and nearly ended up eating a red backed sea mouse."
"Yeah, of course I'll come away camping. My lass is farming sea mice this weekend."

by Doctor Sniff August 19, 2013

Sea Leopard

A long, 6'6", 120 lbs piece of shit found in Eastern Mass swimming pools. Also refereed to as "SEAFUCKER," "SEAFUCK," and "A JUNGLE CAT IN THE OCEAN!" Defining features of the Sea Leopard include, but are not limited to the following: Whip marks on lumbar spine, resistance of heavy weights and weight like materials, and horizontal parking jobs.

Guy 1: "Hey, has anyone seen the Sea Leopard today?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, its December, he's probably in a swimming pool or the ocean somewhere."
Guy 1: "WHY THE FUCK IS A JUNGLE CAT IN THE OCEAN! HAWKFUCK!"

by HAWKSHIT May 3, 2011