Salmoned

Noun - The act of fighting against the current at work. Reaching what you thought/were told was your goal only to figuratively get fucked and die.

Roger really got salmoned. The day he completed the code for his project, it was canceled.

by Trainer Jer March 27, 2020

salmon my hole

the strung together letters of SMH; a phrase describing the action of shoving dried fish up someones ass

"dude jacob is so not gnarly, we should commit 'salmon my hole' on him."
"COME AT ME BRO, SALMON MY HOLE"

by squares pears am i right? September 11, 2023

Salmon bite

When your scrotum gets stuck in your pants zipper.

Johnny thought twice about rushing back to his dessert, remembering the salmon bite that all but left him a eunuch that fateful day in kindergarten.

by Freakin Lopez June 5, 2020

purple salmon

When you slap someone so hard with a salmon they get bruises.

My dad gave me a purple salmon.

by German Bebe December 10, 2019

Salmon fishing

Selecting a haddock pasty passed upon its background i.e. wild or farmed. The only two ways to tell are colour and leanness.

"Went salmon fishing last night bud, but that salmon was FARMED"

by BDWF April 5, 2021

Salmon sandwich

Lesbian sex

Joan and her S/O were apparently partaking in making salmon sandwiches last night

by Œuf June 24, 2019

salmoned

To be tired of an item, especially food items.

I'm salmoned on strawberry yogurt. Give me some other flavor, please.

by TyrannicalTea April 26, 2024