Sad Fap

A sad fap is when you read a sad doujinshi and sit down to question why you're reading JoJo bizzare adventure doujinshi at 3am

Man I expected Joseph to get fucked my Caesar but now I'm crying with nut on my hands. This was a sad fap

by OH MY GOD!! August 16, 2019

The Big Sad

(n.) Another word for depression

I was happy, but now I have the big sad.

by Other_Person March 08, 2020

Sad Day

A phrase that is orally announced when things are not going the way that one expected it to be going. The origin of this phrase surfaced somewhere in the southwest Bakersfield, California area.

"Crap! I just broke my brand new drum sticks...sad day!"

Frank: "Wow, Gabe. That song you wrote is gay."
Gabe: "Aw, sad day."

by Gabe Fierro February 14, 2010

sad banana

When your girlfriend gives you a hand job lubricated by her tears.

I gave my girl a ring. She started crying then gave me a Sad Banana.

by Joe Wiggles August 20, 2008

March Sadness

if and when your team gets beaten out of the ncaa mens basketball tournament

after the sweet sixteen it was just march sadness for me.

by michael watt April 09, 2009

dick sad

a disorder commonly occurring after a breakup or extreme heartbreak where a male finds it difficult to find the motivation even get erect, let alone jack it off.

Jeff: Hey dude wanna see who can jerk off the most in a day?
Tom: I can't man, i'm dick sad.
Jeff: Alright bro, maybe another time!

by aceofyoloswag December 23, 2015

down sad

being depressing sad for something very deeply

Boy 1:"I heard your girlfriend broke up with you how you feel?"
boy 2:"I feel down sad man, i need some time alone"

by SomeLocalLoser March 07, 2021