show lettuce

The result of a professional athlete getting a big head and growing his hair out cause he thinks he's so cooler than he is. When u make it to the big leagues they call it "The Show." Players refer to hair as lettuce. Hence Show Lettuce.

"Damn, look at Bryce Harper sportin that show lettuce! Better put some mayonnaise on that show lettuce rookie!"

by RipTarry999 September 19, 2017

Soggy Lettuce

When a man finishes inside a female and the discharge drips down the lips of a female vagina.

Robert was out to lunch with Coleen, he smelled something strange and Coleen said, ‘I’m sorry about the smell I have soggy lettuce’.

by Nipple Knockers December 21, 2023

lettuce jr

Can live forever and is very chaotic and prone to feeding off humans and animals. And is prone to violence

Hey look it’s lettuce jr
I heard lettuce jr commits arson

by Lettuce jr December 26, 2021

Lettuce

A crunchy toy for all the vegans and vegetable enthusiasts out there.

Oh my god I can’t wait to go home to play with my lettuce

by lettuce_enthusiast November 27, 2018

Foot lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce
The last thing you want on your burger king burger is somebody else's foot fungus. Turns out that's exactly what this person got.

Bob: why is there foot lettuce in my burger king burger?

Jerry: hehehehe

by anonymous June 10, 2022

whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP

oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP

freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *

by talkplaymore May 6, 2023

Get Lettuced

Man shoved his thumbs inside a woman and rips the cheeks apart

Corey walked into the woman’s house and then maliciously lettuced her dog then blurts out get lettuced

by Ye corey March 19, 2022