Meat Lettuce

Thick soggy puss

Bro I got with this big sweaty chick last night and she had some gnarly meat lettuce.

by Yarnce July 16, 2021

show lettuce

The result of a professional athlete getting a big head and growing his hair out cause he thinks he's so cooler than he is. When u make it to the big leagues they call it "The Show." Players refer to hair as lettuce. Hence Show Lettuce.

"Damn, look at Bryce Harper sportin that show lettuce! Better put some mayonnaise on that show lettuce rookie!"

by RipTarry999 September 19, 2017

Lettuce Licker

a lesbian vegetable named Elloise

My friend Elloise is a lettuce licker

by YumYumYum0101 November 1, 2025

Foot lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce
The last thing you want on your burger king burger is somebody else's foot fungus. Turns out that's exactly what this person got.

Bob: why is there foot lettuce in my burger king burger?

Jerry: hehehehe

by anonymous June 10, 2022

Lettuce

A crunchy toy for all the vegans and vegetable enthusiasts out there.

Oh my god I can’t wait to go home to play with my lettuce

by lettuce_enthusiast November 27, 2018

Mexican lettuce

Putting potato chips on a sandwich.

Hey put some potato chips on your sandwich it’s great. You mean Mexican lettuce?

by anonymous August 4, 2021

Wild lettuce

A bad case of genital warts

Yo brotha, stay away from tommi, she has a bad case of wild lettuce!

by Everybodysbud July 22, 2017