Shes the perfect house wife material and will make you pancakes while she beats you up with a pan like rapunzel or sm. shes a stupid Canadian with maple syrup or some shit. shes so white like the color of my walls. she will never leave her perfect husband and will work to impress men cause shes super straight.
by pee_lover November 26, 2021
Get the Anna-Evamug. Shes a beautiful stunning girl, and she is amazing at everything, and defeats everything in her way.
" Hey girl, look at Eva she's slaying those new boots." " Are you going to Eva's house, she is soooo rich, I would"
by slaykitty January 26, 2023
Get the Evamug. silly and stupid but can be responsible, very good style and is so beautiful it’s blinding but sometimes has pimples. she loves reading and is very good at the arts (music, painting). all the older guys fall for her while she is wanting someone her age.
18 yr old guy: hey who’s that?
16 yr old guy: Eva, do you like her or smth?
18: ye she’s so pretty and funny
16: your too old for her but i’m not help me get her
18: NO SHES MINE ILL KILL YOU
16 yr old guy: Eva, do you like her or smth?
18: ye she’s so pretty and funny
16: your too old for her but i’m not help me get her
18: NO SHES MINE ILL KILL YOU
by Averygrambs December 27, 2021
Get the Evamug. A girl who's a hopeless romantic. She's nerdy, and seems to hate everyone, but is the best when you get to know her. Gives everybody mixed signals. She is smart and focused, but also dumb at the same time.
by coolkevin123038 March 15, 2024
Get the Eva Annmug. (pronounced EH-vA) short friend, big personality. this person is the bestest and if you know an eva don't let her do dumb things. ily eva
by hummusandpretzels October 8, 2022
Get the Evamug. The opposite of a classic Luciano, when a Luciano does said classic Luciano and Luciano forces his sister, probably called Eva, to clean it up with her mouth and pussy.
Eva probs: fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkklklklkkkkjkjkhjk i just did a classic Eva its the 5th time this week and its only a Tuesday my pussy is drenched of KFC
by heavygrape August 4, 2022
Get the Classic Evamug. Eva C is a kind person and she makes several references to random things. She watches too many old shows as well as reminsces her childhood. She also has a good style
by Castratedsugar July 2, 2021
Get the Eva Cmug.