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lane dive

While on a multi-lane roadway, waiting until the last possible moment to move from the lane furthest from your exit to the exit. Professional lane divers can execute the maneuver at 75 MPH, in traffic, while talking on a cell phone, and only travel 25 feet forward.
While driving on I-15 through Salt Lake City some dumbass lane dived and caused a traffic collision.
by combatmedic January 8, 2009
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disco diving

where a women with long hair puts a large amount of UV gel on her hair until it hardens and turns a UV light on so it shines and then fucks her boyfriend in the japs-eye to loud club music
tessa and i had sex and then she did some disco diving
by jack number 7 May 17, 2007
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Dumpster Diving

When a guy performs oral sex on a girl while she is taking a shit.
"What do you call a blumpkin for a girl?"

"Oh that's dumpster diving."
by McNooget April 26, 2010
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dumpster diving

Instead of a smoke break it's a blow break...When two emloyees agree to meet near the dumpster for 60 seconds of oral pleasure.
Employee 1 asks," Hey, you wanna blow me?" ..Employee 2 replies," Sure. Why not? I'll meet you near the dumpster in five.". --Hence dumpster diving has a new meaning.
by P.T.T. March 6, 2007
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dumpster diving

Guy friend: I was lookin through your facebook pics from that party, you sure were dumpster diving werent you!
Guy at party: I was so drunk I didnt even notice I was, were they that bad?

or

All these pretty girls are whack, lets go dumpsterdiving tonight
by bizzyare November 5, 2009
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Dive Bomber

When, in the act of coitus, from a 45 degree angle and from about 2 or 3 feet, one shits upon either vagina or anus. Sometimes mouth.
I especially enjoy dive-bombing after a pink lemonade (see dictionary).
by Phillip James Robertson June 26, 2003
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scuba diving

one who indulges in diving of the muff.
"dan first put on his knee pads and then scuba gear the flip flops ect... he did a olympic dive into krystl's muff, and got a 10 for 10"
by andrew November 27, 2003
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