The Dicktator

This sex act involves a man and a woman where the man brutally beats the woman senseless. Near the point of fatality, the male grabs his dong and proceeds to make a potato condom. After the potato condom is created, the male puts it on over his abnormally small wang and commences the potato ass fucking. He continues until the woman draws blood from the sewer pipe and beef sandwich, where he then forces the woman to choke on this hunk of a veggie. During all this, he is speaking German and hailing Hitler, even wearing the notorious Nazi uniform. This sex act is considered sexist and the SJW WILL come to your front door. Also to note, this sex act is illegal in nearly every communist country. Rated PG.

I just gave Jill The Dicktator and boy was she a screamin!

by Damnstr8mmmmm November 16, 2017

King of the Dicks

He who commands penis wherever he goes. Lord of all that is phallic.

See: Gerard Way

"Yeah man, I saw a concert last night. The frontman was like, King of the Dicks."

"Oh, MCR huh?"

by T Drizzle September 10, 2007

The Dickies

One of the longest lasting US punk bands today. Formed in the San Fernando Valley, CA. The Dickies sing about Southern Californian life. This band was heavly influenced by The Ramones. The Dickies have a very bouncy sound thats fun to listen to.

Stukas over Disney Land is a fun song about the theory of Walt Disney being a nazi.

by ian w. July 3, 2005

The Dicking

With a meaning as versatile as its possible implementations, the "Dicking" can be used to represent innumerable situations. It can be, hot, cold, heavy, resilient, vigorous, spicy, or any number of things; indeed, the qualifying adjective is instrumental to the "Dicking"'s proper use. Of course, the "Dicking" can be used to indicate dicking's more basic meaning (i.e. to engage in sexual intercourse), but the more creative the implementation, the more powerful the dicking.

That thizz was the all-night dicking!

You don't have your homework, Billy? Prepare for heavy dicking!

All day with the dicking, all night with the cock-smoking! The ultimate punishment!

Smoke kush, for everyone knows that diesel is naught but the most heated of dickings.

Lay down completely still, the dicking must be perfect.

by Purveyor_of_Dicking August 20, 2010

The dickening

A true force of big dick energy to a female that had particularly been talking shit resulting in her and entire back being blown out and her becoming doctor Xavier

Molly has a big mouth and now she moves shit with her mind because of the dickening

by Pablo bash August 1, 2019

'The Dicky'

The definition of the word, 'The Dicky' - a cheeky, less offensive way of saying fucked or nailed or screwed. When referring to 'The Dicky' it always delivers the impact on the situation in a light hearted way. Never to be said when someone is moaning or anrgy, brings a whole new meaning to the word!!

Guy 1: What you doing tonight bud??
Guy 2: Just going to grab some food with the misses, go home, watch a movie....I might give her 'The Dicky' if she's lucky ;)

Girl: Oh your such a lovely guy and so polite
Guy: Hey with words like that you might be getting 'The Dicky' later ;)

by Ollyb July 22, 2013

Frosty The Dickless Vampire

a cartoon thats frosty has no dick but is a vampire

hey look! its Frosty The Dickless Vampire!

by salma the salmon June 29, 2019