Gut Turtle

Gut turtle a moniker for gt . The only honorable name this can be stowed upon is a Mitsubishi 3000 GT.
When you drive a Gut Turtle you are driving one of the baddest af cars ever made. When chicks see this car their panties melt and their ready to ride.

Damn did you see that dude in that Gut Turtle. It was fast af...

by 3 Diamond GT February 11, 2023

gut rot

A painful sensation in the "gut", happens most frequently to those addicted to coffee and cola.

After the third Venti (TM) Americano (TM), Todd doubled over and clutched his stomach. "Gut rot!" he hissed.

by 0x15 January 15, 2004

Jabba the Gut

Shockingly similar to "Jabba the Hut" from Star Wars, these obese creatures walk with a fat swagger down hallways. They have shirts that are probably two sizes too small and two inches too short, and their HUGE gut is hanging out all sides. They also smell like the inside of an anus...how they got this stinky? Simple, no showering for weeks. Also, Jabba the Guts are commonly known to grease up everything they touch. Especially keyboards.

Jabba the Gut gave Boba Fatt a gut job with his massive gut.

by Boba Fatt January 27, 2011

Gut Grappler

When you have a female friend who is resistant to anal sex bouncing on you reverse cowgirl and you Jam your index and/or middle finger into her ass far enough to hook some of her guts up. The desired effect being that as she gets scared/disgusted and attempts to jump up, she will be unable.

"Yeah that bitch tried to get away, but I hit her with the old Gut Grappler technique I learned in Nam...."

by Play Boy Milla January 24, 2010

Grimace Gut

The opposite condition of a Jared. The appearance a man/women/child gets when they partake of more than the recommended quantity of McDonald's happy meals or Big Macs. These person's ultimately grow into the outward appearance of Grimace, other than the purple color. The first warning sign in the transformation is the growth of a FUPA and quite possibly a moose knuckle. Unfortunatly many of these Grimace Gut owners do not know of their swollen condition and unintentionaly flaunt their goods in the site of the public eye. Somehow they are still able to wear thongs and 2-piece bikini's, much to the distress of onlookers.

Roseanne and Rosie have Grimace Guts, and Brittiny is on her way to growing one.

by Potaki June 17, 2007

big guts

stomach that hang over pants

look at all those big guts standing in front of the store

by sasa moose October 23, 2015

Gut Locker

Another word for a Vagina.

I was all up in her gut locker.

by Filthy Pervert November 21, 2011