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alabama bait and switch

Hell thats when your banging your old lady with the lights out, tell her you gotta to go piss, and let you buddy slip on back there in the bedroom for ya.
Buddy says,"Shit Bill, Ill give you 20 bucks and one of my best roosters if we can pull a little Alabama bait and switch tonight." Other feller says," God Damn son, thats a hell of a deal!" "Go head."

sub-switch 

A sub-switch is someone who is a switch but prefers to be a sub instead.
P1: Bro I found out she was a sub-switch

P2: Bro what's that?

P1: She is a switch but likes being a sub more.
sub-switch by Bea Of The Freaks November 17, 2019

bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch

Someone who has never made a decision in their life.
Nina: I'm a bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch.
Sally: Pick a side already!

bait and switch

When a fairly attractive woman or man introduces themeselves to a group of the opposite sex in order to get their ugly friend in the door
I thought I was money but she bait and switched me into talking to that pig
bait and switch by JP408 June 29, 2007

Alaskan Light Switch 

When two people put their asses together so that their assholes are as close as possible then one shits into the others asshole. Then the other person pushes the shit back into the others ass. And the two do so back in forth for the reason of having fecal anal sex. (does not work if you have the runs)
Dude, I totally caught those two chicks doing an Alaskan Light Switch!

bait and switch

The process by which a girl procures a free drink from a man at a bar, and then escapes awkward conversation by pawning him off on her friend.
Tiffany pulled the old bait and switch on small awkward man by putting Jenny in the line of fire.
bait and switch by paul pfifer January 17, 2009