Pinnacle of Suck

The absolute highest level of suck

This is the worst game I've ever played. It's the Pinnacle of Suck

by Ian_v August 11, 2009

suck pumps

A synonym of the name of a local band known for always losing the popular vote at battle of the bands, but winning the judge, also known as scenesters vote, so much like the U.S. President, they are falsely given credit for being better than they are. particularly a band that gives way too much musical credit to shitty assed bands like devo, and think its great to be 30 years old and fully peaked mentally and ability wise in life by performing shitty music for shitty 20 year old scenesters.

scenester "man the sump pumps are playing tonight, I'm fucking stoked!"
scenesters unfortunate friend "you mean the suck pumps, yeah I would love to go pay cash to see the same group of 30 year old underemployed losers and alcoholics who go to every show"

by Nick Ne. September 16, 2007

soul sucking

adj: describing an event that is extremely excruciating to bare through.

Man: I have to go to the Opera with my brother and his annoying wife...its going to be a soul sucking night.

Rash: Oh man, finals are 3 weeks away, what a soul sucking month its going to be.

by Jonny Iosim November 2, 2010

that sucks gangsters

1. a verbal expression of dismay

2. an interjection indicating an unfortunate situation

Abbey: "I just stepped in a puddle and now my socks are all wet!"
Mark: "Ay that sucks gangsters."

by yolo_lyfe_og December 9, 2016

sucking rugs

A salacious way of saying you are going to clean carpets and/or rugs, meant to make the non-carpet cleaning layman you are having a conversation with question if you are actually going to clean any carpets at all, or if you are just performing cunnilingus for your customers.

Scott could hardly talk when he got home after spending an entire day sucking rugs.

by psully June 11, 2018

silly suck

When a girl is giving you oral sex and can't stop laugh at your small dick size

Laura started to suck my dick, but could not stop laughing at at the size and give me a silly suck

by yung taliban December 15, 2013

suck a cock

Mostly used by YourRage.

When someone does something outrageous, it would be nearly impossible to do.

YourRage: “If Flight would ever score three points on me, two points on me in a basketball game. I’ll suck a cock.

by YourKnees July 12, 2021