by maybeyourejustgay April 11, 2016

by Zeckimus April 15, 2021

by Det. Michael Scarn January 28, 2023

Angus, Jacob, Jai, Sebb (with two bs) and Lachlan
“angus is such a daddy bouncer, he’s practically closeted”
“angus is such a daddy bouncer, he’s practically closeted”
by uhmohno April 13, 2022

Dude with the sweet lake boat who is kinda a douche but nice enough to hangout with and drink his beer. Captain of the boat and master of the grill.
by Lakedaddysbitch November 26, 2020

An older spicy man in your life that is nurturing and caring like a daddy / daddy dominant, but not in a sexual way. You are cared for by this man, but you don't have sex with him. He may cuddle you, or perhaps choke you as a friend.
Jason Momoa / Khal Drogo is my platonic daddy. I just want him to care for me while I braid his hair and feed him.
by Daddy Deep Dick ™ October 23, 2017

The absolute ultimate man of pleasure and laction, bread from the finest of weed bundles and bathed in pure butter. He is the ruler of all those devine and holy.
His butt can fit so much butter.
So much butter.
B u t t e r.
His nose, cremated in devinity and elongated through the snortion of cocaine, has the power to curse the soul of all those ungodly enough to say h e c k.
Can drink at least 5 laxatives while being an absolute sex demon
His butt can fit so much butter.
So much butter.
B u t t e r.
His nose, cremated in devinity and elongated through the snortion of cocaine, has the power to curse the soul of all those ungodly enough to say h e c k.
Can drink at least 5 laxatives while being an absolute sex demon
by CarlWheezerGodOflactation&shit October 21, 2020
