Love-Stalker 

An obj. which stalks the sub. of their love when sub. does not consider obj. a human being.

Obj.: Why don't you let me kiss the ground under your feet?!
Sub.: I feel sorry for it.
or
Obj.:Why don't you look at me?
Sub.: I am trying to avoid a mercy killing and now stop you Love-Stalker.

Love-Stalker by HeinButz May 1, 2009

Choad stalker 

A person who loves choad, and will do anything to get it!

"Hey man i'm not a weirdo, i'm a choad stalker. Theres a difference"

-"Yea, right......."

Choad stalker by Trevor McDonald May 15, 2006

super stalker 

This is the Super Stalker crankbait from Drifter Tackle, the same company that brings you the phenomenal Believer muskie lures. With the sturdy hard plastic body and the flexible soft plastic tail, this lure offers the best of both worlds. Not only is it extremely versatile as a casting and trolling lure, but it is an excellent toss-back bait for those muskies that follow up to the boat but refuse to strike.

I love my super stalker I never fish without one

super stalker by masterbaitermaster January 10, 2010

Creepy stalker person 

Someone who is attracted to some one for over 3 years and does the whole "Let me just stare at them"thing while trying to get over how gorgeous this person is butt in the end they get more attracted to them and they do this so much to the person they they have been deemed a creepy stalker personand this creepy stalker person will run around warning everyone about them being one

Mary Grace:can you like stop staring at Kerry
Julio Ramiro III:sorry I'm just a creepy stalker person ,butt like if you want to help me get over her you is welcome to try

Creepy stalker person by DR.DeathDefying February 24, 2020

e-stalker 

Yellow Journalist / Creepy Teenis Ball Guy

YJ is a creepy e-stalker.

e-stalker by Venkmen September 16, 2007

online stalker 

Two meet via an online dating websites such as plentyoffish or match, go out on a few dates but leave the singles profiles up in the event it does not work, then one of the two starts watching to see the amount of visits to the website asking questions about interest in other woman.

Jean made an ass out of herelf and lost control of her jeolous/possessive side demonstrating her being an online stalker after jumping on Andrews case when he visited plenty just hours after they had a date.

online stalker by cernep April 21, 2009

bathroom stalker 

Someone that takes a DUMP several times during an 8 hour work day. When you see them headed toward the bathroom, you know one of the stalls is their destination.

Innocent Bystander 1: Hey whats that guy doing in the bathroom again? He was in there 20 minutes ago.

Innocent Bystander 2: Aww shit! He's a bathroom stalker!

bathroom stalker by HardGay! October 29, 2009