spreads

A loose term used to refer to money, large area of land, and a farm. But mostly money.

yo, I got mad spreads, son.

by Alex Plus January 28, 2008

Spreadsheeter

It is said of a homosexual man who really loves NSA sex with one, two or lots of men. Mostly, but not always, a bottom gay.
Expression comes from Argentina, where it is an habit for some gays to go to Brazil and have sex with as many dudes as possible, then ''fill Excel spreadsheets with the dicks they ate''.

''He's a totally spreadsheeter; look how the bitch is counting all the guys who fucked him''.

by dantelicious July 11, 2009

spreads

going to bed. (as in hitting the bed spread)

I'm exhausted...I'm gonna go hit spreads.

by stmary February 1, 2013

Spreads

The act of spreading love and positivity in a multitude of ways. cheeks also...

Hey Laura, your party last had amazing vibes, it was mad spread

He gave 50 racks to charity? Damn hes on spreads!

by Merriam Fleetster Dictionary January 26, 2022

Hollywood Spreads

A way of saying what you're going to put on toast without saying what it is. It could mean nutella, jam or peanut butter but they'll never know.

I'm going to have some good old hollywood spreads on my toast!

by theendzombo December 2, 2024

Spreadshot

SPREADSHOT
(adjective)

1. Fatigue due to use of spreadsheets.

“I spent all day trying to crunch these numbers and now I am spreadshot.”

by joannasaurusrex August 10, 2017

Spreadsticks

The breadsticks that are in those small Nutella cups.

Ayo what was packed?

Some Spreadsticks.

Can I have one?

by Bob3Studios April 19, 2021