Banana spreading

Ricky couldn't find a knife so he resorted to banana spreading at the campsite
by Dr. Pigeon June 05, 2022
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spreading the data

Spreading The Data or STD, as per the Acronym App is a method of ensuring that data stored on a network of servers, is not logically stored, but rather spread around for redundancy. The main issue with spreading the data, or STD, is that it does not usually involve spreading the data in replicated format, but rather random chunks of data, meaning in the event of failure, it means you lose some data, but not all the data. This is a technique employed by IT technicians with smuna. It invariably leads to hair loss, high stress levels and in severe cases, yelling at technicians for being stupid. If you encounter STD, report it to the relevant authorities and then hunt down the person doing it and kill them immediately.
The configs are everywhere, they must have been spreading the data
by honneamise April 14, 2021
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rectal spread

1. A picture or depiction of someone with their anal meat exposed in any number of degrees of not-rightedness

2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities

3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter
I was on the internet keytar forums and I get a pop-up with gay dudes!! Lame!! I mean it was full-on rectal spread!!

by Cootie Brown March 16, 2007
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Spread Seasoning

The whole room cleared out when he started to spread seasoning.

I was taking her to pound town from behind when she spread seasoning and it was wafting right up my nostrils.

I tried to shit but only spread seasoning.
by Dick Onchin January 08, 2022
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Spread like Jiff

The act of a girl opening her legs to anything that moves.
Girl 1: That girl spreads her legs to anything.
Girl 2: yeah. She will spread like jiff.
by Nosluts0187 February 20, 2018
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Spread the web

frequenting bars, taverns, clubs, etc any place where mass quantities of the opposite sex congregate in an effort to hook up.

Spreading the web does not always result in hooking up but may lead to a hookup, please note that the bigger the web the more butterflies that are caught
I'm down for anything on friday. let's spread the web my man.

by Permathy July 15, 2008
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