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bug splat

A humorous term of art used by military drone operators to describe the remains of a human obliterated by a hellfire missile
The military slang for a man killed by a drone strike is "bug splat," since viewing the body through a grainy-green video image gives the sense of an insect being crushed.
by ssmhchr May 30, 2016
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brat splat

The white goo a male releases after a good tug of his penis. Also known as jizz, cum or baby batter.
Im going to fire a load of brat splat all over the place.
by mmartynn June 2, 2018
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Pearl(splatoon)

The BEST idol in the splatoon series. She is a white haired inkling with pink tips to her hair. People say she has a big forehead but it is a beautiful big forehead. She is dating marina (it’s true my dad owns Nintendo) who is part of her band “off the hook” even though she is 21 years old she still looks and acts like a 10 year old.
Omg Pearl(splatoon) is so cool and the best splatoon character!

I wish that I could look like Pearl(splatoon) she is so cool!
by biggest dum to be dum July 3, 2021
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splatoon

To shoot semen. To cum in excitement. To jizz. Etc.

Derived from the Nintendo game "Splatoon", which is actually about humanoid squid people who shoot each other with paint. Not long after the game was shown off, people quickly began using "splatoon" as a verb, as a synonym for jizz.
I just splatooned in my pants when I heard about that awesome new Nintendo game!
You just got splatooned all over.
by dsky May 10, 2015
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Slatty

slatty: Known as a fat slut.
look at her, eww she's a slatty
by luke master man December 19, 2008
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splatter bowl punch

Man, after I ate that ass food at Micky D's I left some splatter bowl punch.
by Bud E Love May 5, 2003
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splatterkhaki

The act of having residual shit on the fron of your pants as a reult of spur-of-the-moment, quickie anal sex.
Cannot usually be avoided, and is very embarassing.
"Man, he gave me a blazing splatterkhaki, and I had to wear my shirt on the outside until I could go and change! Jeeez!"
by Xander November 26, 2003
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