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A guy who has a compulsive need to spit into the urinal or toilet before or as he is urinating into it.
Guy #1: "Fred really wants to dominate urinals or something, he is always spitting AND pissing into them like they are some German porno actress."
Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."
Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."
by Dr. Centaur June 01, 2015
Joe: How was the beach trip with your family?
Steven: I met some girl and we started Layin’ spit
Joe: Damn! You’re a pimp
Steven: I met some girl and we started Layin’ spit
Joe: Damn! You’re a pimp
by Teetsmcgee316 June 24, 2020
by JonE79 December 17, 2020
"I have a feeling if anything goes in this body other than a sip of water ever 30 minutes I might have a spit-fit."
by Creator o' spit-fit phrase July 17, 2008
A mask you wear when you are fully vaccinated and yet the idiots that pretend to know things they couldn't know demand you wear something over your face but you just don't want to. It's a face diaper that says "fuck you" to the establishment that doesn't care about the actual science and pretends like they know what's best for everyone based on the political chatter of political asshats that happen to be in charge at the moment.
You can't wear a "Spit Gaiter" here, we trust the people in power that flip flop on when, why, where, and how to wearing a mask. "Spit Gaiters" are for vaccinated people that are over Covid-19, how dare they exhibit the desire to go back to normal! I can see your face through your "spit gaiter", that means you don't care about Covid-19.
by Objectivityiskey September 02, 2021