Layin’ Spit

Passionate love making while at the beach

Joe: How was the beach trip with your family?
Steven: I met some girl and we started Layin’ spit
Joe: Damn! You’re a pimp

by Teetsmcgee316 June 24, 2020

Spit Gaiter

A mask you wear when you are fully vaccinated and yet the idiots that pretend to know things they couldn't know demand you wear something over your face but you just don't want to. It's a face diaper that says "fuck you" to the establishment that doesn't care about the actual science and pretends like they know what's best for everyone based on the political chatter of political asshats that happen to be in charge at the moment.

You can't wear a "Spit Gaiter" here, we trust the people in power that flip flop on when, why, where, and how to wearing a mask. "Spit Gaiters" are for vaccinated people that are over Covid-19, how dare they exhibit the desire to go back to normal! I can see your face through your "spit gaiter", that means you don't care about Covid-19.

by Objectivityiskey September 2, 2021

Spit Milk

When someone truly believes the festival they were talking about is not called spilt milk… they might need to go get their eyes checked!

1: did you see the line up for spit milk!
2: WHAT?¿
1: spit milk!
2: ‘eye roll’

by 7372872 July 12, 2023

spit-fiddly

Done very quickly or efficiently. Lickity split. In a jiffy. Origin unknown.

Jimmy tackled that shit-clogged drain rather spit-fiddly, didn't he?

by Sintina April 13, 2015

spit shined

Anal sex

She spit shined his dick

by Fhtniger March 29, 2016

Shit-Spit

When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.

My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.

by silentshotghost June 21, 2018

Tit Spit

A chunky, salsa like liquid that comes out of a woman's titties; especially when they're on their period.

Boyfriend: God dammit! Clean up your Tit Spit!

by Iggi Niggi August 30, 2019