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Soggy Liz 

A game where participants compete by masturbating to the British national anthem and attempting to climax before it finishes.
It is believed to be the inspiration for the American game, "Soggy Biscuit".
"The clean-up before the Rugby World Cup final was horrendous; my brother won the game of Soggy Liz."
Soggy Liz by DeviantBrit April 26, 2022

Soggy Cactus 

After sexual intercourse, the penis turns flaccid and is often coated in bodily fluids, looking like a soggy cactus.
"I can't fuck you babe, I've got a a soggy cactus"
Soggy Cactus by Ceita May 2, 2022

Soggy Joe 

When a group of mates gather around 'a Joe' and begin to ejaculate onto his naked body. The last man to relieve themselves, must lick all the groups spunk off of his helpless body.
Theo: "The weekends here again and i'm heavily aroused! Let's invite joe and the boys over and play Soggy Joe!"
Soggy Joe by Shlikaboomboom May 17, 2022

soggy toes 

When your in the bathtub too long your toes get soggy that is also called grandma toes
Man 1: I’ve been in the bath too long man
Man 2: oh my god look you have soggy toes
Man 3: mmm snack for later..

Man 4: ayo

Man 5: why am I even here

Man 6: idk why I’m here but I don’t like soggy toes

Man 7: same
soggy toes by Watery pizza July 13, 2022

Soggy beef 

When a female stays in the pool for to long and her vagina lips hang a little to low
Yo Pam your soggy beef is hangin out of ur bathing suit
Soggy beef by Deez-nuts-large August 28, 2022

Soggy Steven

Similar to a 'Soggy Sao' - only the fluids are from a male and a female, and the the Sao is a sleeping friend.
When one wakes up feeling sticky after sharing a swag with friends.

'My Mrs is going to be happy I didn't piss the bed, but I don't know what she'll think about me getting a soggy steven'
Soggy Steven by blt87 December 9, 2022