Snippity Snap

1. Basically the same meaning as snap but with more of a ring to it, more excitement.

Adriana: Hey guess what, I got a pet crocodile today!
Ariadna: Snippity snap!! Congrats ho!

by AdrAy October 19, 2005

ah snap

(see oh snap)

by no September 13, 2003

snapping the carrot

Jerking off, dumb ass

joey's snapping the carrot again

by Bonehead April 8, 2003

Stinky snap

The means by which a man tests the sexual history and fidelity of a woman. Using one hand, the thumb is inserted into her rectum and the pointer finger is inserted into her vagina. The man then snaps his fingers. The higher the quality of the snap, the lower the quality of the woman.

"After being able to accomplish the Stinky snap with ease, I knew the bitch had way too much wiggle room for my tastes."

by Mr. CB Mitchell June 23, 2009

Snapping turtle

When a girl gives head to somebody they hate on purpose, and then bite off the dick.

That hoe in Lisbon hit tony with the snapping turtle, and he had to get a €3,000 penis transplant.

by El ritardo July 15, 2018

dookie snap

1.) When getting saucy with a female, place one finger inside of the vaginal oriface, as well as one finger inside the rectum, and try and snap your fingers between the two orifaces.
2.) the snaps of dookie.
3.) snapping the skin between the vagina and anus..or at least attempting to.

dude, you know that trashy bitch i met at benchwarmers?
well i gave her a dookie snap last night! shit was so wild!

by radattack October 16, 2009

snap-off

The part of a stool which is not exited as a complete entity and remains lodged in the anus often requiring excessive wipeage and strain to complete entire removal.As opposed to a 'white angel'.

Looking dismally at the empty toilet roll dispenser Ron could almost guarantee he was in for a snap-off

by Tom 'Ral' Riley February 8, 2008