2 definitions by Tom 'Ral' Riley

snap-off

The part of a stool which is not exited as a complete entity and remains lodged in the anus often requiring excessive wipeage and strain to complete entire removal.As opposed to a 'white angel'.

Looking dismally at the empty toilet roll dispenser Ron could almost guarantee he was in for a snap-off

by Tom 'Ral' Riley February 8, 2008

white angel

To defecate and leave no trace of such upon the shit rag}

Even if you are assured of a white angel you must still ensure to wipe once.
(Toilette Etiquette first published 1874)

by Tom 'Ral' Riley February 12, 2008