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The part of a stool which is not exited as a complete entity and remains lodged in the anus often requiring excessive wipeage and strain to complete entire removal.As opposed to a 'white angel'.

Looking dismally at the empty toilet roll dispenser Ron could almost guarantee he was in for a snap-off

snap-off by Tom 'Ral' Riley February 8, 2008

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snap off

Taking a shit

"Man my guts is churning, I think I need to go snap off"

snap off by drunken_marlboroman August 5, 2008

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snap off

A slang word to describe the perfect vagina for mantaining an erection in that it is small enough to squeeze or snap off your cock keeping the blood in your penis allowing you to maintain an erection. Especially while partying too hard causing ED. Best when frombe, creating the best angle vs. pubic bone senario.

Mickey and JB were enjoying a beer. Mickey remember that JB had left a party for Alpa and did not get any Viagra. JB's retort was this is that girl I told you about with the snap off pussy.

snap off by JB May 19, 2004

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snap off a log

Taking a dump, in particular a long stiff tubular type that holds its shape well.

Man, I gotta snap off a log!

snap off a log by Turd Burger Boy October 6, 2003

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Snap Off A Darkie

Snapping Off A Darkie refers to taking a rather large shit.. or shit of any description.

Jason went to snap off a darkie this arvo, the toilet was clogged for hours!!!

Snap Off A Darkie by 69winkies February 11, 2008

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Snap off a Deuce

The act of defecation. Taking a crap. Shitting. The Deuce is the noun for the fecal matter, and to "snap it off" is to excrete it.

Come on into the theater, I got the tickets!

Okay, but you get the popcorn because I have to snap off a deuce really quick.

Snap off a Deuce by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

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snap off a monkey tail

To take a shit

I'll be right back, I gotta go snap off a monkey tail!

snap off a monkey tail by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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