slappin salmon

A mispronunciation by an angry alcoholic Bulgarian.

We're gonna watch slappin salmon, wanna come?

No way, why would I want to watch some guy rail a fish?

It's the movie made by broken lizard.

Ohhh, you mean slammin salmon?

Yeah

by Nivek_The_Soaring_Mofo_Eagle April 18, 2010

Stapping

The act of changing a friend and/or roomate's computer background to a picture of a wet Scott Stapp.

"Dude, I'm stapping Chris' computer once he leaves for class."

by Creed Sucks February 1, 2009

Brown Swapping

The act of inserting three or more fingers into the anus and then licking them or eating any excreted fluids. You then put the same fingers in your own anus and have your partner do the same, twice.

Jordan in a kinky mood, decided to experiment with new partner Hannah, by Brown Swapping. He enjoyed it, she was disgusted.

by Jirdan Feorbes March 1, 2009

Slip Slopping

When one is not able to fit their penis completly into a condom their using, thus penetration begins to slip and slop.

When my boyfriend tried to impress me with a magnum condom and didnt fit, his penis was slip slopping all over the place.

by Kinkygal 69 March 30, 2010

Ginger Snapping

The inter-racial act of a ginger getting it on with a non ginger.

Oh man, I caught Gary ginger snapping in the kitchen last week!

by wjaa23 February 26, 2012

I'm just slappin your ballsack

Something someone says when they're joking around with someone.

Dude calm down I'm just slappin your ballsack.

by Czaroule October 1, 2014

slipping into darkness

when the toilet paper breaks and your hand slips into your butt crack as you are wiping it.

I hate this cheap toilet paper, every time I wipe I end up slipping into darkness.

by japster February 2, 2015