Scooting

The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.

That awkward moment when your wife catches you scooting

by Godzx September 6, 2013

SCOOTING

What we call a reddit commie deserter does after he went to join the foreign legion of Ukraine and found out that he was going to the front lines with a stick to fight.

MAN, fuck this shit they are putting us on the front line, 90% of our legion unit got taken out by machine gun fire from the Russians, this LARP is OVA, I am scooting out on a bus to Poland NOW!

He sure did some major scooting after his trans spirit bi gendered friend got zir head blown off! That will show them! He is now covered in zir blood, oh wait he is scooting all the way to Poland!

by Wise White Man March 17, 2022

Snooting

Fully snorting a shot of strong spirit (preferably captain morgan's) to obtain that heavenly nasal buzz.

Waking up to a bowl of Special K and a fat snoot is a great way to start the day.

- Man: "Im knackered dude.."
Snooter: "You should probably get snooting then!"

- "Cant drink the rest of your Morgan's spiced? No problem, just snoot it"

- Snoot Nazi: "no snoot for you!"

by Quierre July 25, 2011

shoothing

Fine footwear. Dress-shoes or otherwise aestetically pleasing shoes.

John is always sporting the finest of shoothing!

by ThomasB January 22, 2007

Shootin Rockets

An series of especially explosive ejaculations during sexual intercourse. The term referring to the flying globs of semen and they're high velocities

Dude, this girl turned me on so much last night it only took 15 minutes before I was shootin rockets half way across the room!

by Myra Behrman July 12, 2006

shootin' the j

Playing basketball, commonly in an urban setting; shooting hoops.

1) Hey homes, wanna go shoot the j?
2) I saw him shootin' the j yesterday on the block.

by B-Dawg June 17, 2006

Shootin' the jam

The act, often done by a small child, of vomiting repeatedly with an aimed projectile finesse.

After sampling the week old turkey from the counter, Indiana was shootin' the jam.

by Johnny Lashwhip January 13, 2011