Shinesty

Shinesty is the silkiest, best damn bulge producing, ball cradling, "I forgot I was wearing" them boxers for men. The hands-down sexiest, sweetest curve enhancing, butt lifting, support the "girls", covers the naughty bits for women. All this and fun patterns that match him and her, him and him, her and her.. hey who cares!!

Are you wearing Shinesty, or are you just happy to see me?

by NanasGoneBananas December 28, 2021

where the sun never shines

1. a euphemism for up da butt

2. an intensifier used to connote aggression in phrases such as "Oh yeah? Well you can take that draft card and put it where the sun never shines".

Where the sun don't shine is coarser and therefore more aggressive.

Take your fucking capital gains tax cut and stick it where the sun never shines.

by mandingoe June 15, 2004

shinys

a shortened name for the band shiny toy guns

"don't cry out" is my favorite shinys song

by xXqueenofapologiesXx April 27, 2007

Screamin Shits

when you don't know if you should put your head or ass in the toilet first because you have diarriha and need to vomit at the same time.

I'm glad my sink is right next to my toilet I had a bad case of the screamin shits this morning.

by Pompous Smurf July 26, 2006

Coffee shits

What you get after drinking too much coffee. Have fun screaming in the stall for four hours.

Guy one: Hey did you see bill?
Guy two: Oh yeah, he almost shit himself. I hear he collapsed in public.
Guy one: Yeah, sounds pretty awful.
Guy three: Obviously the coffee shits.

by Whitetrashyt September 29, 2017

shits and giggles

means "just for fun"

as: " go call them, just for shits and giggles"

or: " Just for shits and giggles, try that shirt on"

by 3grrrs January 30, 2010

Make hay while the sun shines

To do something while you have the time to do it.

I had some free time in class, so I made hay while the sun shone and did the extra assignment.

by o[M] May 16, 2004