Nipple sharpening

When it´s so cold your nipples harden to the point they can slice steel.

Doctor: "OMG I´m out of knives I can´t operate on this patient"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"

by sniffing.cocaine.off.a.niple March 16, 2023

Herr Sharples

A Herr Sharples is a very evil person. First used in 250ad by Hans Mcdingledong in what is now Berlin germany.

You're such a Herr Sharples

by gregito April 22, 2025

Pencil sharpener

That one girl at the school

Jimmy needed to use the pencil sharpener he slipped Sophia $20

by Hdjdisjdisosksosjeje July 1, 2025

Connor Sharpe

A member of the Sharpe Family Singers. He is one of the best looking guys alive.

Did you ever hear about that one TikTok singer? His name is Connor Sharpe.

by anonymous August 17, 2025

human pencil sharpener

An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.

I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.

by itchycat123 May 6, 2018

Penicular Pencil Sharpener

The Universal Scientific Term For The Female
Genitals

Jamie: "Stop Rubbing Your Penicular Pencil Sharpener"
Jeanne: "I Can't Help It"

by RangerPickleDick666 December 13, 2019

glaswegian pencil sharpener

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.

"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"

by Quinterious December 12, 2020