shaded gizzard

When a girl queefs into your urethra hence inflating your balls.

Last week Samantha got me with a crazy shaded gizzard and my balls inflated like a hot air balloon.

by shaded gizzard November 29, 2024

Shades

Gary needs his shades because he’s been locked in the basement or chained to his computer so long he’s got go out and get some SUN🌞

I’m watching a commercial about how good vitamin D is for sleep! “Oh Gary needs his shades!!!!

by Driftthtbi%# September 7, 2021

Big Shade

Extremely shady person, selfish or stingy person, bitch

Big Shade over in the corner has an ounce of dro but won't even smoke.

by B-rah November 24, 2003

Fortnite Shade

When you hop on Fortnite to play with your friends and they all appear offline and ignore you.

I was trying to play with my homies, but they hit me with the Fortnite Shade.

by ItsAWord1235 February 27, 2018

tHE SHADE

expression used by stan twitter to say something's wrong/they're disappointed for something/they hate something or a way to say "are you fucking kidding me" without cussing
also used as an addition to the we irritating gesture

friend: they cancelled anne with an e because it wasnt good enough for netflix standards
me: omg the shade

by tHE JOKE IS ON YOU February 21, 2020

Shade Shaffer

A kid that always wears Mr. Beast merch and is relatively quiet unless it's towards his friends.

Shade Shaffer is pretty cool!

Really? He doesn't talk much.
That's just because you don't know him.

by Yea me too January 14, 2020

50 shades of May

1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.

2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".

"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"

Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.

by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019