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Ear service

Someone who hears you but isn’t actually listening or gives a shit. They will nod and act like they care but have hardly a clue of what you said. People who “listen” to you talk but just so they can respond and they like to hear themselves talk. Similar to lip service but with your ears. Pretending to listen.
“Hey did your girlfriend tell you about her doctors visit?”

“Yeah but I had to give her ear service cause she wouldn’t shut up after 15 minutes.”
by Pink panther 89 April 15, 2019
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Service Shelf

A female who does anything for you, expecting nothing in return.
Oh man, my girl's a Service Shelf.
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stealth service

A service used to bypass Microsofts online security for RGH/JTAG users.
The best stealth service out there is xbNetwork since it's forever free.
by Kraz from xbOnline November 10, 2020
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Is there a laundry service near me that specializes in dry cleaning?
Is there a laundry service near me that specializes in dry cleaning?
by Drypure September 21, 2024
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service support specialist

A person that possesses a particularly specialist set of skills such as, pressing play, reading logs and sending the an email.
"I fixed the issue and now all I need to do is run it!" ... "No, wait! You cannot press play, we have to send this to a service support specialist in case we do it wrong!"
by specialist123 August 24, 2017
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Celery service

When a man brings you celery in bed while wearing only suspenders and clown shoes.

For ranch; see. Dirty celery service
Do you have celery service?
Yes! I love bringing celery service!
by RealOBRav August 22, 2016
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cusstomer service

Can refer to at least two profanity-in-the-course-of-performing-patron-PR topics:
1. One or more salty-language-uttering shoppers-assistants, or
2. Employee-behavior that's so horrendous that you'd wanna include some "unnecessary adjectives" in the course of indignantly responding to it and/or resentfully describing it to others afterwards.
On should be hesitant to take impressionable little ones into less-than-dignified business establishments where there might be an issue with cusstomer service; think, the infamous "corrupting of young minds" tale of the little girl and the "diamonds-in-the-rough" construction workers.
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
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