pop your safe bubble

@itserniie on twitter exposed the government for enslavement by manipulation on all of us.

oops, i just popped ur safe bubble 😊

did you want me to pop your safe bubble for you?

ask your grandma, “did you want me to pop your safe bubble for you?”

by itserniie May 1, 2023

semen safe

The Politically Correct term for CumDumpster

Your wife is such a semen safe, Bob

by PenguinMolester June 7, 2018

stream safe

Stream safe means a piece of content that doesn't violate terms of service on all streaming platforms

Erika: "omg keebs, play CPR by cuppcakke and meow it also."

Keebs: "but wait erika, that song isn't stream safe, silly"

by morning_keebs January 12, 2024

Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.

Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!

by Ratskrad December 30, 2021

safe touch

Consensual, non threatening, pleasurable contact between two consenting adults. No cohesion.

I'm dying for some safe touch.

by Meow meow kitty cat May 11, 2018

Safe garm

A tiny penis which when seen makes a girl laugh. This laugh provoked the male with the said tiny penis to rape her.
Also has a horrible stench

Like had a safe garm

by Bob smith the genius May 19, 2018

Safe

A word to describe someone as a safe option, as they are so ugly and horrible that you know that they will never leave you. Often practised by hot girls on tinder, who swipes you right thinking that you are safe, they keep you on leash often ghosting you for days or weeks, stands you up on dates and are mostly mean. Quickly gets bored as you try to be nice or give them compliments as they were expecting you to talk about the quantum theory and consciousness in the first two lines of greetings. Absolutely results in an unmatch without explanation (while you were typing) becomes toxic for deluded men who are inspired by the "she's way out of my league" movie and leaving them stranded in the dystopia of broken dreams. The cesspool fosters and encourages stalking behaviour, resulting in psychopathic tendencies to be a sociopath and eventually a creep.

Guy: So it's a one year anniversary since we matched! Are you still active on tinder?
Girl: Dude, fuck off! I only swiped you right cuz I thought you are safe

Girl 1: I would love to leave my guy for a hot, tall, rich stud! But I won't cuz I know my guy will never leave me cuz he is an ugly ass loser.
Girl 1's BFF: Safe is the way to go!!!

by going_south November 21, 2021