A method of squirting cum from an uncircumcised penis. You reverse jack your penis, so the skin folds over each other, looking like a shar-pei dog, then pull back quickly, unleashing a quick squirt.
by ModernDon March 31, 2010
by Skank Dingleberry March 21, 2004
An urbanized and supposedly cool way of saying, "That's the way the cool crumbles." Mostly used by perverted pre-pubescent boys who think the quote is sexual.
by Erika June 01, 2004
An act in which a woman is suspended from a ceiling fan, knees bent up and legs spread. She then masturbates while the fan is on, and squirts, resulting in vaginal fluids being sprayed around your living room.
Last time Linda came over to my house, she got wasted and started to so the helicopter butterfly squirt all over my bedroom!
by Toomeybd May 07, 2016
Relating to 'Alabama Hot Pocket'
verb: after having sexual intercourse with a woman & you have blown your load in her pussy, you proceed to take a shit her pussy then make her sneeze so it squirts all over.
verb: after having sexual intercourse with a woman & you have blown your load in her pussy, you proceed to take a shit her pussy then make her sneeze so it squirts all over.
My boyfriend loves it when I hot pocket squirt on his dick. alabama hot pocket squirtpussycuntcooter
by Mini Stache Ryder c}-: February 03, 2016
Stop Squirt September, or for short - SSS.
Similar to nnn, it revolves around women and it occurs in September, when girls must not ejaculate for the entire month. Might seem easy at first, but is very challenging for those, who aren't new to the whole masturbating thing, which requires a great amount of willpower.
Of course, for those who don't masturbate at all or started very recently, such challenges are easy to do, but not for veterans.
Similar to nnn, it revolves around women and it occurs in September, when girls must not ejaculate for the entire month. Might seem easy at first, but is very challenging for those, who aren't new to the whole masturbating thing, which requires a great amount of willpower.
Of course, for those who don't masturbate at all or started very recently, such challenges are easy to do, but not for veterans.
-"Is Anna still doing that Stop Squirt September challenge?"
-"No, she failed it"
-"Damn. She couldn't hold any longer"
-"No, she failed it"
-"Damn. She couldn't hold any longer"
by Pulkstenis November 17, 2019
by 1230456789 July 01, 2010