Definitions by ModernDon

Shar-pei squirt 

A method of squirting cum from an uncircumcised penis. You reverse jack your penis, so the skin folds over each other, looking like a shar-pei dog, then pull back quickly, unleashing a quick squirt.

My girl used to frown upon uncircumcised dicks, but then I gave her a Shar-pei squirt.

Shar-pei squirt by ModernDon March 31, 2010

Highland Ear rub 

The sexual fetish act of rubbing your partners earlobe.

My girl loves the Highland ear rub.

Highland Ear rub by ModernDon March 29, 2010