ModernDon's definitions

Highland Ear rub

The sexual fetish act of rubbing your partners earlobe.

My girl loves the Highland ear rub.

by ModernDon March 29, 2010

Shar-pei squirt

A method of squirting cum from an uncircumcised penis. You reverse jack your penis, so the skin folds over each other, looking like a shar-pei dog, then pull back quickly, unleashing a quick squirt.

My girl used to frown upon uncircumcised dicks, but then I gave her a Shar-pei squirt.

by ModernDon March 31, 2010